Wazup

Yesterday Vanessa took me to a saloon where she used to work. It was time to become a woman again. So I waxed my legs, my armpits and Missy down there. All this for a price of 70 bucks, which is just a bit more then what I pay to get my friend waxed at home. Awesome!

The woman waxing me was hilarious too, and she invited me to come stay with her if I wanted to. She lives by the beach, apparently a famous beach I've never heard of but the one next to Newport Beach. Maybe that's not a bad idea, now when I'm not a monster anymore...